Nothing says "masquerade" quite like a Maidenform bra.
I think we all know who wins the lamest mask award.
Actually, this entire masquerade is pretty lame. It's just a bunch of hoes (there's no other explaination for such scanty attire in a public place at the time this ad ran - dream or not!) with masks that look like something Walt Disney would have seen after taking a few mysterious tablets to deal with the stress of making Fantasia.