It's Melatonin! Really!

Never realized just how much my sleep aids look like roofies until this moment.

The purpose is pretty similar, too.

Home of Misti Moonlite

Is it just me, or do those stars look like pasties?

Somebody's Desperate

I'm lookin' at you, Mike.

Take That, Dora.

Not everybody loves you.

Is it wrong that I find this a bit refreshing?
A crushed child's cap?