A Poodle With Pink Toenails

I wouldn't even shell out to get a pedicure for myself at the moment, but sure. This is worth it.

One Outta Two Ain't Bad

How pathetic would this be if Obama had lost? I think it's weird that he (or she, but I'm assuming it's a guy) still has the Kerry Edwards sticker. Even if he couldn't get it off, he could've stuck the Obama one OVER it. What I think we have here, folks, is a classic case of stubbornness. He had to prove that ONE time, he got it right.

I'm back... again. With ideas this time!

Most of what I made fun of before was seen on many other websites, but my current obsession (a la Fruits) is taking pictures of anything and everything I find amusing. Often, I put them up on facebook, and many of my friends - who may just be very loyal, I don't know - have said my too elaborate captions are often the best part.

And as I can guarantee that no one else on this whole wide web has all the photos I have taken, I figured... why not do it with them?
Let's give it a try, shall we?

And away we go!