On the same receipt on which I'd jotted the "Sandy" note (which was probably ten words long on the back of the receipt) was just one other note, which read "Big Break." I assume this refers to myself and what I should be doing to expediate that. (Hello, Blogspot!) Am I delusional, or will writing about middle schoolers awkwardly watching a horse (and then their friend sexually harrassing the horse) be my Sorcerer's Stone? And is the Daria buffet I've been stuffing my brain with in the past week subtly sardonifiying* my writing style even moreso?


*I know this is not a real word. It should be.