Somebody's Desperate

I'm lookin' at you, Mike.

Take That, Dora.

Not everybody loves you.

Is it wrong that I find this a bit refreshing?
A crushed child's cap?

A Poodle With Pink Toenails

I wouldn't even shell out to get a pedicure for myself at the moment, but sure. This is worth it.

One Outta Two Ain't Bad

How pathetic would this be if Obama had lost? I think it's weird that he (or she, but I'm assuming it's a guy) still has the Kerry Edwards sticker. Even if he couldn't get it off, he could've stuck the Obama one OVER it. What I think we have here, folks, is a classic case of stubbornness. He had to prove that ONE time, he got it right.

I'm back... again. With ideas this time!

Most of what I made fun of before was seen on many other websites, but my current obsession (a la Fruits) is taking pictures of anything and everything I find amusing. Often, I put them up on facebook, and many of my friends - who may just be very loyal, I don't know - have said my too elaborate captions are often the best part.

And as I can guarantee that no one else on this whole wide web has all the photos I have taken, I figured... why not do it with them?
Let's give it a try, shall we?

And away we go!

It's December Now, And You Know What That Means...

...I'm listening to The Chipmunks' Christmas Song. More specifically, their entire album, which has David Seville singing on it.
I tend to be really hard on poor old Dave as being a freak for referring to three freakishly large chipmunks as his "sons" but in real life, if I met a fellow who adopted three overlarge chipmunks and trained them to sing in perfect harmony, I'd be very intrigued. I daresay I might even fall in love with someone who made such a claim.

Veteran's Day Four (I always get that Roman Numeral wrong)

Yesterday, three little girls came into the store with their mother or grandmother. The oldest may have had some form of Asperger's (Stacy), the shortest (Christine) had NO concept of money (Her: "How much is this hamster in the wheel?" Me:"$6." Her:"I have $3." Me:"..." Her:"Can I buy it?") and their friend (or adopted sister - as she was black, and they were white), I thought I heard the grandmother refer to as Topanga. Her name must be something else, I thought, but I heard the grandmother say it again. I almost ASKED the girl when she checked out with me if her name was Topanga, but as she looked to be about eight I thought that might have been crossing a line, even for me. Topanga wanted to buy a single un-inflated balloon (industry term), to which her mother/grandmother/friends' mother/grandmother said no. “We’re not buying ONE balloon.” Topanga attempted to soften her by reasoning, "It's gonna pop sooner or later."

(Until now, I didn’t even realize the “that’s what she said” possibilities on that one. It took me more than 24 hours to do so. I’m maturing.)