What EXACTLY does that entail, Miss?

Riding the broomstick, no doubt.

Yup. Halloween Sex Puns.

This Is The Ultimate Ride.

Actually, I hope this entire scene is my life someday.

Are Ramsay Jokes Still In Bad Taste?

"May your young child be carried off by demons. Happy Halloween."

It's Melatonin! Really!

Never realized just how much my sleep aids look like roofies until this moment.

The purpose is pretty similar, too.

Home of Misti Moonlite

Is it just me, or do those stars look like pasties?

Somebody's Desperate

I'm lookin' at you, Mike.

Take That, Dora.

Not everybody loves you.

Is it wrong that I find this a bit refreshing?
A crushed child's cap?