It's Melatonin! Really!

Never realized just how much my sleep aids look like roofies until this moment.

The purpose is pretty similar, too.

Home of Misti Moonlite

Is it just me, or do those stars look like pasties?

Somebody's Desperate

I'm lookin' at you, Mike.

Take That, Dora.

Not everybody loves you.

Is it wrong that I find this a bit refreshing?
A crushed child's cap?

A Poodle With Pink Toenails

I wouldn't even shell out to get a pedicure for myself at the moment, but sure. This is worth it.

One Outta Two Ain't Bad

How pathetic would this be if Obama had lost? I think it's weird that he (or she, but I'm assuming it's a guy) still has the Kerry Edwards sticker. Even if he couldn't get it off, he could've stuck the Obama one OVER it. What I think we have here, folks, is a classic case of stubbornness. He had to prove that ONE time, he got it right.

I'm back... again. With ideas this time!

Most of what I made fun of before was seen on many other websites, but my current obsession (a la Fruits) is taking pictures of anything and everything I find amusing. Often, I put them up on facebook, and many of my friends - who may just be very loyal, I don't know - have said my too elaborate captions are often the best part.

And as I can guarantee that no one else on this whole wide web has all the photos I have taken, I figured... why not do it with them?
Let's give it a try, shall we?

And away we go!