I Hang Out With An Apple Who Loves Self-Loathing

Not so for that apple, postcard.
It's crying.

If this girl is alone, why are her hands behind her back?

She could totally cheat.
I'm just sayin'.
Not that this game looks that challenging.
Or fun.


Just kind of painful either way. Imagine biting an apple hanging from a ceiling with your eyes closed. That must hurt, right? You can't see the calibre of your bite, like you always can when your eyes are open. Trust me.
And of course, you could miss and just slam into a wall.
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If this girl is alone, why are her hands behind her back?
She could totally cheat.
I'm just sayin'.
Not that this game looks that challenging.
Or fun.


Just kind of painful either way. Imagine biting an apple hanging from a ceiling with your eyes closed. That must hurt, right? You can't see the calibre of your bite, like you always can when your eyes are open. Trust me.
And of course, you could miss and just slam into a wall.

What EXACTLY does that entail, Miss?

Riding the broomstick, no doubt.

Yup. Halloween Sex Puns.

This Is The Ultimate Ride.

Actually, I hope this entire scene is my life someday.

Are Ramsay Jokes Still In Bad Taste?

"May your young child be carried off by demons. Happy Halloween."

It's Melatonin! Really!

Never realized just how much my sleep aids look like roofies until this moment.

The purpose is pretty similar, too.

Home of Misti Moonlite

Is it just me, or do those stars look like pasties?

Somebody's Desperate

I'm lookin' at you, Mike.

Take That, Dora.

Not everybody loves you.

Is it wrong that I find this a bit refreshing?
A crushed child's cap?

A Poodle With Pink Toenails

I wouldn't even shell out to get a pedicure for myself at the moment, but sure. This is worth it.

One Outta Two Ain't Bad

How pathetic would this be if Obama had lost? I think it's weird that he (or she, but I'm assuming it's a guy) still has the Kerry Edwards sticker. Even if he couldn't get it off, he could've stuck the Obama one OVER it. What I think we have here, folks, is a classic case of stubbornness. He had to prove that ONE time, he got it right.

I'm back... again. With ideas this time!

Most of what I made fun of before was seen on many other websites, but my current obsession (a la Fruits) is taking pictures of anything and everything I find amusing. Often, I put them up on facebook, and many of my friends - who may just be very loyal, I don't know - have said my too elaborate captions are often the best part.

And as I can guarantee that no one else on this whole wide web has all the photos I have taken, I figured... why not do it with them?
Let's give it a try, shall we?

And away we go!